E! Online - Going to the well-endowed well once again, MTV is reportedly riffing on HBO's adult dramedy Hung for the teen crowd.
Saturday, October 31, 2009
MTV HANGS HOPES ON HIGH-SCHOOL HUNG (E! ONLINE)
SHUTTLE LAUNCHING DELAYED UNTIL MONDAY
Lightning and showers encroached within 20 miles of the Kennedy Space Center, so NASA will try again at 6:51 p.m. Monday.
GOLDMAN SACHS LIKELY TO POST HUGE PROFITS, ANALYSTS SAY
Wall Street is buzzing that the bank, which only recently paid back its government bailout money, earned more than $2 billion in the March-June period.
LACKEY HOLDS DOWN YANKEES AND ANGELS SWEEP (AP)
NO SURPRISE: WADE GETS EXTENSION OFFER FROM HEAT (AP)
AP - The Miami Heat didn't wait long to announce the NBA's worst-kept secret: They want to keep Dwyane Wade.
JI BIRDIES 72ND HOLE TO CLAIM WOMEN'S OPEN (AP)
Friday, October 30, 2009
SHUTTLE IS READY FOR EVENING LAUNCHING
After hydrogen leaks, schedule conflicts and lightning strikes, the space shuttle Endeavour is poised for launching Sunday evening.
OSCAR-WINNER WILLIAMS SALUTES BATTLING ARMSTRONG (AFP)
"BRUNO" FASHIONS TOP SPOT AT U.S. BOX OFFICE (REUTERS)
Reuters - "Bruno," British satirist Sacha Baron Cohen's latest subversive outing, narrowly claimed the No. 1 spot at the weekend box office in North America, according to studio estimates issued on Sunday.
US OUSTED BY CROATIA IN DAVIS CUP QUARTERFINALS (AP)
Thursday, October 29, 2009
UBS AND PROSECUTORS SEEK HEARING DELAY
The Swiss bank and U.S. federal prosecutors are trying to settle a dispute over the release of names of bank clients suspected of offshore tax evasion.
LUCKY LOSER RAM CAPTURES ATP HALL OF FAME TITLE (AFP)
NY PHILHARMONIC SAYS CUBA TOUR PROSPECTS PROMISING (AP)
AP - Prospects for Cuban performances by the New York Philharmonic look promising following a tour of concert halls and meetings with music officials on the island, orchestra president Zarin Mehta said Sunday.
HUDSON HITS 2 HRS, KERSHAW DOMINANT FOR DODGERS (AP)
KURT BUSCH, JOHNSON TRADE PAINT, WORDS (AP)
DARIO FRANCHITTI WINS AT TORONTO (AP)
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
RONALDO DOES NOT HAVE STAR MENTALITY, SAYS REAL COACH (AFP)
ARMSTRONG STAYS IN 3RD PLACE, EYES ANOTHER TOUR (AP)
BATTLEFIELD 1943 DEBUTS TO EAGER THRONGS (PC WORLD)
PC World - After hitting Xbox Live and PSN earlier this week, DICE/EA's 24-player, World War II, shooter/vehicle-mayhem-causing Battlefield 1943 left players frustrated with laggy gameplay, pesky bugs and queued lines just to join a server.
BECKETT PITCHES 3-HITTER TO END STRONG FIRST HALF (AP)
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
HOFFMAN, PENA, DUKE ADDED TO ALL-STAR TEAMS (AP)
ZAMBRANO POWERS CUBS PAST CARDINALS (AP)
AP - Carlos Zambrano pitched six solid innings and hit his third homer of the season, helping the Chicago Cubs beat the St. Louis Cardinals 7-3 on Sunday in the first game of a day-night doubleheader.
THOMAS, INGE LEAD TIGERS TO 10-1 WIN OVER INDIANS (AP)
MARBELLA MATADOR FERRERO RESCUES SPAIN, CROATIA SEE OFF USA (AFP)
INKSTER EXPECTS QUICK RESOLUTION TO LPGA DISPUTE (AP)
AP - LPGA player Juli Inkster expects the dispute between a faction of tour members and commissioner Carolyn Bivens to be resolved this week and says the tour's Board of Directors will look for an interim replacement while searching for the "right person for the job."
ISRAEL PHONE FIRM'S WEST BANK WALL GAG FAILS TO AMUSE (REUTERS)
Reuters - A television advert for an Israeli cellphone firm showing soldiers playing soccer over the West Bank barrier has sparked cries of bad taste and prompted Arab lawmakers on Sunday to demand it be taken off air.
ISRAEL PHONE FIRM'S WEST BANK WALL GAG FAILS TO AMUSE (REUTERS)
Reuters - A television advert for an Israeli cellphone firm showing soldiers playing soccer over the West Bank barrier has sparked cries of bad taste and prompted Arab lawmakers on Sunday to demand it be taken off air.
Monday, October 26, 2009
'BRUNO' SASHAYS TO BOX-OFFICE FAME WITH $30.4M (AP)
AZERI BLOGGER DETAINED, OIL MAJOR PRESSES CASE (REUTERS)
Reuters - An opposition blogger in Azerbaijan has been remanded in custody pending trial on hooliganism charges, prompting protests from his employer, oil major BP Plc, a media rights group said on its website.
NEW CHIEF DEFENDS U.S. BASE FOR AGENCY THAT MANAGES WEB
The new head of the agency that regulates Internet addresses, facing criticism that it is too America-centric, said that it remained the best guardian of a ?single, unified, global Internet.?
GREEN INC. COLUMN: THE SILENCE OF HYBRIDS CAUSES SOME ALARM
Some governments are considering legislation to require electric vehicles to make some noise.
DEALBOOK: UBS AND PROSECUTORS SEEK HEARING DELAY
The Swiss bank UBS and U.S. federal prosecutors sought to delay a hearing so the two sides can try to settle a dispute over the release of names of the bank?s clients.
USE CAUTION AT WORK ON INTERNET, CELL PHONE (AP)
AP - A few tips for employees regarding Internet and cell phone use:
YOUNG WORKERS PUSH EMPLOYERS FOR WIDER WEB ACCESS (AP)
Sunday, October 25, 2009
HOFFMAN TO REPLACE BROXTON ON NL SQUAD (AP)
AP - Brewers closer Trevor Hoffman will replace Dodgers closer Jonathan Broxton on the National League squad for the All-Star game Tuesday night.
ARMSTRONG STAYS IN 3RD AS TOUR LEAVES PYRENEES (AP)
KAYMER WINS SCOTTISH OPEN FOR 2ND STRAIGHT WIN (AP)
PENA REPLACES PEDROIA ON AL ALL-STAR TEAM (AP)
AP - Tampa Bay first baseman Carlos Pena will replace Boston second baseman Dustin Pedroia on the American League roster for Tuesday's game All-Star game.
POLICE DETAIN WIFE OF FORMER BOXING CHAMPION GATTI (AP)
NO STATE FOR REFUGEES | DIMI REIDER
Israel, which berates other nations for historically failing to help Jewish refugees, is cracking down on asylum seekers
Israel ? the "state of the refugees" whose culture has been shaped, for better and worse, by migration ? is now turning on the migrants and refugees who seek a safe haven within its borders.
The Knesset decided to resume work on a bill, tellingly titled the Infiltrators Law (pdf), which aims to reorganise Israel's confused and haphazard dealings with the refugees from Darfur, South Sudan, Congo and Eritrea who manage to reach its Egyptian border. It brands all those who cross this border other than through designated terminals as "infiltrators", and instructs soldiers who find them to quickly determine if they can be handed back immediately to the Egyptian troops.
In the case of asylum seekers (who cannot be summarily returned), the bill proceeds to set forth their punishments, since "we believe that anyone crossing illegally into a country does so with ill intent". Anyone who is a citizen of an enemy state or territory (such as Sudan and Gaza) can be sentenced to seven years in prison; anyone carrying a weapon, which "includes knives" (ever tried walking across 120 miles of desert without a knife?), or anyone accompanying a person carrying a weapon (such as a family guided by an armed smuggler), can get up to 20 years. The bill passed its first reading in March last year and the latest decision means it can pass the rest of Israel's legislative process within weeks.
Bur the draft law goes further. The 17,000 asylum seekers who did manage to enter Israel in the last nine years are supported by a network of selfless Israelis. From the Workers Hotline that tries to provide them with jobs, through Assaf, which provides them with legal aid and caters to their basic needs, all the way to inspired individuals who assist the refugees on the ground, there is work here reminiscent of the slave-trade era's Underground Railroad. And there is a corresponding memento in clause five of the bill:
He who assists one who transgresses against this law, by easing the act of infiltration or by easing the infiltrator's illegal stay in the state, shall be punished exactly as the perpetrator of the actual offence.
Neither the draft nor its accompanying notes elaborate as to what "assistance" means. The vague and generic phrasing of this clause makes it possible to prosecute the NGOs and volunteers that assist refugees, employers who engage them and volunteer physicians who treat them. In fact, anyone offering a parched refugee a drink of water or a ride can get up to 20 years.
The draft also expands the authority of police, granting new arrest powers to regular soldiers "if they have reasonable grounds to suspect a person had recently infiltrated Israel", and granting soldiers and police the powers "to enter at any reasonable time to any locality, excepting living quarters, if they suspect a person defined as infiltrator is to be found within said locality, and carry out inspections".
In other words, any policeman or soldier could enter, without a warrant, almost any place, if they believed that an "infiltrator" is to be found there. The exclusion of living quarters still leaves schools, clinics, hospitals, and, importantly, NGO offices, vulnerable to such searches, and another clause notes the searchers may use "reasonable force against persons or property" if resisted.
All this meticulous abuse is reserved for men, women and children who barely escaped genocide, civil war or forced recruitment. Even reaching the Israeli border is no mean feat; Egyptian authorities routinely return whoever they capture to their countries of origin, where most of them disappear, while others are detained indefinitely in obscure jails and prison camps. Those who try to traverse the Sinai desert peninsula to get to Israel are frequently murdered by Egyptian troops, often in plain sight of IDF soldiers, as they make the final desperate dash across the unfenced border.
In contrast to scaremongering Israeli rhetoric (Ehud Olmert, tragically misunderstood in the west as a moderate, warned of "a human tsunami washing Israel" if more asylum seekers were not returned to Egypt), most refugees tend to stay in the country nearest to their own. Only 17,000, some 1,000 of them children, are in Israel today. In international law, those 17,000 are asylum seekers, whose status is yet to be determined, but as far as Israel is concerned, they are "infiltrators", and their asylum requests rarely get examined at all. Of those 17,000, only 12 cases have been reviewed in the last two years, and all 12 have been denied. The rest are in prison (some 1,500 in the infamous First Intifada prison-camp of Ketziot), or on short-term visas that ban them from living and working in the centre of the country, pushing them out to the already struggling peripheries of the Negev and the Galilee. Some have not been able to secure even those minimal permissions, and work and live in Israel illegally, risking deportation and imprisonment. In the last few years, several hundred have been returned to Egypt, and have not been heard from since.
The latest legislative feat of Israel, which never misses an opportunity to remind western countries of how they failed to take in Jewish refugees from Nazi Germany, is repugnant. But this bill is only one of a series of measures Israel is taking against its non-Jewish residents.
In August, Israel plans to force a mass exodus of most of the 250,000 migrant workers, and to replace them with fresh labour. Israel is operating by the twin codes of pragmatic xenophobia and practical double standards. Foreigners are allowed to work at the lowest end of the market, but not to strike roots, raise families and integrate; the Jewish refugees of 70 years ago are a great stick to beat the west with, but heaven forbid we show compassion to present-day, non-Jewish refugees, lest our precious demographic balance is disrupted.
Saturday, October 24, 2009
DELIVERING LETTERS TO YOUR INBOX
A program introduced by the Swiss Post lets subscribers decide which envelopes they want opened and scanned in their entirety to be read online.
POSTSECRET 7.12.09
Here are a few of my favorites from this week’s batch of PostSecret. Be sure to check out the rest of them at PostSecret.





MEDIA CACHE: THE PARADOX OF PRIVACY
The subtle relationship between privacy and control has complicated things for marketers.
CZECHS TIED 2-2 WITH ARGENTINIANS IN DAVIS CUP (AFP)
BLACK CULTURE LIGHTS UP BROADWAY'S GREAT WHITE WAY (REUTERS)
Reuters - When U.S. President Barack Obama took his wife, Michelle, to a Broadway play by African American playwright August Wilson about a black father's search for freedom, ticket sales for the production spiked.
REPORT: LATOYA JACKSON SAYS MICHAEL WAS MURDERED (AP)
JACKSON, HEALTHY OR NOT? DEPENDS ON WHO'S TALKING (AP)
Friday, October 23, 2009
ERICSSON TO INVEST $1.5 BLN IN SOUTH KOREA (AFP)
IBRAHIMOVIC CLAIMS CHELSEA INTEREST (AFP)
S. KOREA ANALYZES COMPUTERS USED IN CYBERATTACKS (AP)
REYNOLDS ANXIOUS TO CHALLENGE FOR U.S. OPEN TITLE (AP)
EYES ON POSSIBLE TEAM RIFT AS ARMSTRONG REMAINS 3RD
The seven-time champion Lance Armstrong remained in third place in the Tour de France after Spain?s Luis Le
SPECIAL ALLOY SLEEVES URGED TO BLOCK HACKERS? (AP)
Thursday, October 22, 2009
HOWARD'S HOMER HIGHLIGHTS PHILLIES' 5-RUN 9TH (AP)
TENSION? ARMSTRONG VS. CONTADOR AT TOUR DE FRANCE (AP)
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
JOHNSON HOMERS IN 7TH TO LIFT M'S OVER RANGERS 4-1 (AP)
JOBS: SUMMER MUST-READ? TRY CAREER ADVICE
Books offering job-hunting strategies and inspiration are making a strong showing as people seek an edge in the tightest job market in decades.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
OLD MAN AND THE C: MARTIN WINS AT CHICAGOLAND (AP)
ADAMEK BEATS GUNN TO DEFEND CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE (AP)
AP - Tomasz Adamek successfully defended his International Boxing Federation cruiserweight world championship Saturday night with a fourth-round technical knockout of Bobby Gunn.
Monday, October 19, 2009
FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES THAT COULD HAVE BEEN, ALL THINGS CLEAN, AND VERY LENGTHY ?TITLES? AS OPPOSED TO NICKNAMES.
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